Table of Contents

Introduction 1

1 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 8

Stains on Your Shirt! What Would Rob Do? 10

Stepped in Dog Poop? What Would Rob Do? 14

Stuck in an Elevator? What Would Rob Do? 18

Speeding Tickets: What Would Rob Do? 21

Stuck in the Middle Seat of an Airplane? What Would Rob Do? 25

2 Wooing Woes 31

Avoiding a Chick Flick: What Would Rob Do? 34

Making a Great Playlist: What Would Rob Do? 36

Winning Carnival Games: What Would Rob Do? 41

Surviving on the Dance Floor: What Would Rob Do? 46

Cooking a Romantic Meal: What Would Rob Do? 49

Matchmaking? What Would Rob Do? 53

Singing a Love Song Like Air Supply: What Would Rob Do? 56

3 Dude, Get a Grip! 62

Playing Poker: What Would Rob Do? 64

Eating at a Buffet: What Would Rob Do? 66

Eating Hot Peppers: What Would Rob Do? 69

Coming Up with a Catchphrase: What Would Rob Do? 73

Underdressed for a Party? What Would Rob Do? 77

Getting Past the Nightclub Bouncer: What Would Rob Do? 80

Ordering a Macho Drink: What Would Rob Do? 83

Playing Pickup Basketball: What Would Rob Do? 86

Naked in Public? What Would Rob Do? 90

Flea Markets: What Would Rob Do? 93

4 You Have Only Yourself to Blame 97

Conquering Bad Habits: What Would Rob Do? 100

Need a Public Restroom? What Would Rob Do? 102

Big Fat Zits: What Would Rob Do? 106

Snoring: What Would Rob Do? 110

Forget Someone's Name? What Would Rob Do? 114

I Clogged the Toilet and I'm at a Party! What Would Rob Do? 118

Got Clutter? What Would Rob Do? 122

Protecting Your Voice: What Would Rob Do? 128

Getting Fit and Losing Weight: What Would Rob Do? 130

Passing Gas: What Would Rob Do? 133

Combing the Coif: What Would Rob Do? 137

5 Slipups in the Spotlight 141

Performing Onstage: What Would Rob Do? 145

Karaoke Night: What Would Rob Do? 149

Giving a Wedding Toast: What Would Rob Do? 153

Planning a High School Reunion: What Would Rob Do? 157

Leaving a Good Voicemail Message: What Would Rob Do? 160

Talking through Cyberspace: What Would Rob Do? 165

It's Ponch! Meeting a Celebrity: What Would Rob Do? 169

American in London? What Would Rob Do? 175

6 Daddy Dilemmas 179

Naming Your Baby? What Would Rob Do? 181

My Wife Is in Labor! What Would Rob Do? 186

Buying Kids' Clothes: What Would Rob Do? 191

Annoying Kids' Music: What Would Rob Do? 193

Having a Life While Being a Dad: What Would Rob Do? 198

Epilogue: What Would Rob Do ... Next? 203

Acknowledgments 206

Index 209